05/11/2007: "Holy Doppelgänger!"
Received in an email this afternoon:
"So can I ask you about something that I heard about you? I really do not know how to broach the topic, but I am really curious to know."
This email was sent to me right before its author went on a long lunch, leaving me sweating it out in my office wondering what horrible things were being spread about me. Turns out a mutual friend swears that I was spreading the word of Jesus door-to-door and trying to sell religious music CDs.
Now, while if this were true it would probably make my dad (and the rest of my family) very pleased...it is not true.
The person making these claims knows me well enough that this look-alike must *really* look like me, which *really* creeps me out. No offense to any of you who may go out preaching the word door-to-door...but I'd rather have my eyes removed with a rusty spoon (no offense).